Showing posts with label Fantasy Football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fantasy Football. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2008

Fantasy Football Champ 2008

When Fred Smoot said this about Matt Ryan, "He's nothin'...he's a pair of shoes" I'm sure he had no idea that he would be facing Cooley's Zornado, led by the rookie QB, in the championship game of the first annual Cooley Zone fantasy football league. But thats exactly what happened and luckily for Smoot, his words rang true last Sunday. The Falcons lost and Ryan scored only 8 fantasy points helping pave the way to victory for the DC Lumber Company.

Cooley had this to say after his 3 point loss in the title game
I felt confident going into the game that I was going to go home with the trophy. I mean who expects Tampa Bay to score -3 points at home against the Chargers? That just doesn't happen. Plus I had Adrian Peterson and DeAngelo WIlliams! I am just frustrated right now...my team let me down...
In the consolation match up, it was the battle of the Manning brothers. If you don't remember from the draft video, Peyton was selected by the girls in the first round. It was a pick that surely paid off as Peyton scored 25 points in the final week leading to an victory for Team Better Halves 90-63.  

So after all that we need to thank Fantasy Trophies and we'll surely do it again next year. 


Fantasy Football Champ from Tanner Cooley on Vimeo.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fantasy Playoffs

The fantasy football playoffs are finally here. Cooley's Zornado holds the top seed after finishing the season 10-4. There is a 4 way tie between teams finishing 9-5 and only three get their shot at the title. Who is out? Well since all five of Fred Davis's losses were to the teams with the five worst records, The Chocolate Assassins will be fighting for the consolation championship. The rest of the the playoffs looks like this, The Better Halves (girls) #2, DC Lumber Co. (Smoot) #3, and Team Red Snapper (Shawn Shizam) #4. 

Thanks to fantasytrophies.com these four teams will be competing not only for pride but also for the chance to raise this baby over their head. 
The consolation bracket is as follows #5 Chocolate Assassins, #6 Lionel Richie Boys (J. Camp), #7 Bulldozers (Reed Doughty), and #8 Cavemen (Sellars). That leaves only Colt Brennan and Santana Moss out of the running. But what can they expect with only 5 combined wins...

So with all this excitement in the air, can the girls continue there reign of greatness in this league? Can Shizam kick his way out of his current slump? If so, he may also be kicking his way out of the playoffs (he plays for the Zornado). This is where champions are made. Who will it be??

Thursday, October 30, 2008

CB 5: That's a "gay" pick revisited

What up everyone, wanted to say thank you for the great response from my first blog entry. I really appreciate the ideas, and thoughts, and please keep them coming, I’m half way through the season, and I need plenty more ammo to fend off these punk veterans. This week is obviously a big one. My first real Monday Night Football game, against the Pittsburg Steelers and to be honest, I think I’m more excited for this game than any other game this year. With a week off after Monday’s game, I have a feeling our team is going to come out ballin’, and we need to cause Pittsburg ain’t no joke. Plus, I need a vacation. I haven’t had one since I took 5 days off after the Sugar Bowl before getting ready for the draft. Then it was the Senior Bowl, combine, pro day, surgery, and then all summer practicing and rehab. So...I think you get the point.

But in light of this week’s game, I’ve been put in an interesting position regarding my fantasy football team. I have Phillip Rivers at QB but, since he has a bye and my backup, Ben Roethlisberger, plays against my defense, the Redskins, I don’t know what to do. Umm...sorry Big Ben, I got mad respect, but I go against this defense everyday, and I haven’t seen a QB this year have a good day against them. So I think I will have to go with a free agent, Kyle Orton. Ball out for me man.

Well that was easy, but I haven’t even come close to the point of this post. See, Chris Cooley’s Fantasy Football Video was a bit hit. While you people loved it, I began to experience some negative backlash after the video was posted. Maybe its cause people have a tendency to be naive, or sometimes we see things at face value instead of seeing the overall picture. For instance how many of you have come up to me and said, “You’re not very good at fantasy football are you?” Why, cause the power of editing, and a premature comment gave everyone the wrong impression?

As I remember it, I said, “I’ll take Lendale White,” and Chris replied, “That’s a gay pick.” But what you don't see was when that actually happened...in the 6th round, not the 1st. So while you all were probably watching, laughing, and saying, “Yea, what a gay pick Colt. You’re so funny Chris. We love you.” Please!!! The power of editing a video can be very misleading and my first pick in the draft was actually Randy Moss. Plus, Lendale has the 3rd most fantasy points by a RB, so maybe it would have been smart to grab him in round 1. Now let me ask you this, is my pick gay now Chris?

Look folks I’ve been playing tackle football since 4th grade, never missed a year. I love this game, I really do, but a great lesson needs to be learned from our fantasy football video. When it comes to the media, don’t always believe what you see. I’m not even sure if I’m even doing well in Chris’s league, but I do know this, Lendale White is carrying me regardless. So I’ll end this post with the infamous words of Good Will Hunting… Chris, do you like apples? Lendale White is better than all three backs on your team… how do you like them apples?????

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Fantasy Week 4

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fantasy Update Week 3

Another big fantasy week for Cooley's Zornado. I haven't been the highest scoring team every week, but I have found a way to win and become the only undefeated team in the Cooley Zone.

There were some outrageous scores including Smoot scoring 105 points and Santana only putting up 25. Ironically these two teams were only separated by one point a week ago.Although I'm the last standing undefeated, Santana, Mike Sellers, and the Girls remain win less.

This week I will be looking forward to taking down Reed. I need big games from Adrian Peterson and Willie Parker, not to mention another breakthrough fantasy performance from JC. The girls take on Fred Davis "The Chocolate Assassins," which will probably be another loss. To make matters worse there is a quarterback controversy.......I guess?


Sunday, September 14, 2008

Fantasy Matchup of the Week

Smoot and Santana have been picked as the matchup of the week.  Both took losses in the first week, and Smoot scoring under 20 points and losing Tom Brady for the season was devastating.  I caught them at breakfast this morning for a little preview.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Fantasy Update

Last Thursday's loss was a very tough one for me to deal with. After thinking about it and watching the film, I am ready to move on and start preparing for the Saints. I am confident that we will bounce back and come ready to play on Sunday against a great opponent that is 1-0. These next two home games can and will define this team. Becasue if we can come out and get a couple of wins before heading to Philly and Dallas, we will be in great shape.

Now as for our fantasy football league here is what happened over the weekend. Even though I am losing to Colt's MENEHUNE I still have AP and Berrnard Berrian who I am hoping can muster up enought to win this week. What a move it was for me to sit Fast Willie Parker! The high scorer as you can see was Jason (even though I managed to score him zero points this week). The surprising low of the week, Fred Smoot, 14 points. I don't even know how that happens but it did.

MENEHUNE 46 - Cooley's Zornado 39
Team Red Snapper 70 - Better Halves 55
Lionel Richie Boys 92 - Cavemen 47
Hurricanes 36 - Bulldozers 46
chocolate assassins 52 - DC Lumber Co 14

So everyone out there with Adrian Peterson on their team, pray for him to stay healthy and score a TD or 2 or 3 cause I want to win at something this week, even if it is Fantasy Football.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Redskins Fantasy Week 1



Cooley's Zornado
QB Jason Campbell
WR Derrick Mason
WR Chris Chambers
WR Bernard Berrian
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Steven Jackson
TE Kellen Winslow
K Shaun Suisham
DEF Tampa Bay

MENEHUNE
QB Ben Roethlisberger
WR Randy Moss
WR Roddy White
WR Deion Branch
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
RB LenDale White
TE Jason Witten
K Shayne Graham
DEF Washington

Better Halves
QB Peyton Manning
WR Braylon Edwards
WR Hines Ward
WR Donald Driver
RB Reggie Bush
RB Jamal Lewis
TE Tony Gonzalez
K Adam Vinatieri
DEF San Diego

Cavemen
QB Matt Hasselbeck
WR Chad Johnson
WR Laveranues Coles
WR Lee Evans
RB Brian Westbrook
RB Edgerrin James
TE Antonio Gates
K Josh Brown
DEF Seattle

Bulldozers
QB Derek Anderson
WR Plaxico Burress
WR Greg Jennings
WR Vincent Jackson
RB Joseph Addai
RB LaDainian Tomlinson
TE Heath Miller
K Phil Dawson
DEF Pittsburgh

DC Lumber Co
QB Tom Brady
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Torry Holt
WR Devin Hester
RB Larry Johnson
RB Ronnie Brown
TE Vernon Davis
K Stephen Gostkowski
DEF Minnesota

Hurricanes
QB Carson Palmer
WR Andre Johnson
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Anquan Boldin
RB Fred Taylor
RB Darren McFadden
TE Jeremy Shockey
K Rob Bironas
DEF New England

Lionel Richie Boys
QB Drew Brees
WR Santana Moss
WR Roy Williams
WR Terrell Owens
RB Frank Gore
RB Thomas Jones
TE Chris Cooley
K Nate Kaeding
DEF Chicago

Team Red Snapper
QB Donovan McNabb
WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR Wes Welker
WR Calvin Johnson
RB Marion Barber
RB Clinton Portis
TE Alge Crumpler
K Jason Elam
DEF Dallas

Chocolate Assassins
QB Tony Romo
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Marques Colston
WR Dwayne Bowe
RB Marshawn Lynch
RB Willis McGahee
TE Dallas Clark
K Nick Folk
DEF Baltimore

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Fantasy Football 2008

A couple weeks ago we had a fantasy football draft with a bunch of the guys. We will be running our league through Yahoo sports. This should be an awesome year for fantasy football as we will be giving you updates both here and on comcastsportsnet.  Be sure to check out the winners and losers from each week, give us your picks, expert fantasy advice, and anything else we should know.