Mountain Dew, Jerky, and then Lottery Tickets.. You definately have taken the VA persona haven't you lol. Good luck this training camp, I'll be there a couple of days!
You gotta lose the sox hat! I'll buy you a rockies hat and you can sport that instead.
Trying to catch chickens worked for Rocky and it was great cinema. Maybe...that needs to be filmed, or trying to catch ducks."You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!"