F U Cancer

Hacky Sack

Funny Danny

If you haven't ever seen a Funny Danny production, you are missing out. He's the guy that sits around in his living room talking shit about "his team" on camera trying to be all funny. Well, I wonder how funny he thinks getting punched in the face is.



Hope you enjoyed. Thanks again to Danny Rouhier for putting this together. Check him out here.

The Cooley Zone

In case you haven't heard, I'll be doing two radio shows a week during this season. One with Chad Dukes and LaVar Arrington on Mondays from 5:30-6:30 pm. The other with the Sports Junkies every Friday at 8:00 am. With two shows down, it looks like this is going to be a good year.

In case you are out of the area or miss the show, all of them will be posted here.

Major + Orisue + Cooley

So...it's been a while since I have posted a blog or anything on here. I am sorry that I have not been more active. It has been a crazy busy (in a good way) off season. I am stoked about where we are as a team. This is by far the closest group of guys I have ever played with and I know if we all stay healthy that we are going to do some amazing things this year. With that said, its Dallas week. I know that in the years past we have done some crazy shit on the blog for this week. This year, my only focus has been getting better as a player. I think that the work we have all put in this offseason is definitely going to show this Sunday. We need everyone to come out and show that Skins fans can be more exciting on Sunday than the Virginia Tech fans were two nights ago.

I also want to let you know that if you haven't spent you annual Redskins budget already this year, I am going to be hanging out this Friday from 8-10pm at Major DC 1426 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest. Orisue is launching two limited edition t-shirts. One is a mix of Orisue/Redskin and the other is Orisue/Cooooley. Both are bad ass. If you live in the DMV area, you should really come out on Friday night.

Hope to see a ton of you out there. I am going to try and be more active on the blog. I know that this is going to be a huge year for both us as a team and every single Redskin fan.

Carrots

Bikini Girl

McNabb Scare

FP: An Ode to Colt & Yoder

"Taking a look closer at what Todd Yoder can do for a team is more impressive than Megan Fox's ass"

"Yoder takes the same hit Lawerence Taylor put on Theisman while simultanously chewing up a beer bottle and he still has the wherewithal to piss on my broken ankle."

I wish I could take credit for the above quotations (and misspellings) but those belong to Chris Cooley. It was part of a post that he wrote last year when Yoder was stepping in to play fullback for an injured Mike Sellers. Yodes was a major role player in The Cooley Zone blog, often appearing in videos, was the subject of a few posts and also wrote several posts for the site.

Colt Brennan was also a big star on this blog. Colt also contributed to the site by writing posts and appearing in several funny videos. Here's a quote from one of Colt's post on the blog:

"My name is Colt Brennan. I'm a 6th round rookie QB, grew up in So Cal, played college ball in Hawaii, so I’d say I am a pretty laid back kind of guy. I wonder if they took that into consideration when they decided to issue lockers? Considering they saw fit to put me between Chris Cooley and Jason Taylor. At first you may think, "what an awesome experience," I get to be between two pro bowlers, potential hall of famers, dancers. Every day. For the next 5 months. What dream right? More like what a nightmare."

Colt and Yodes are now gone and they will be missed. To me, their Redskins careers won't be measured by statistics, their legends will continue to live on because of this blog, a near perfect pre-season game and excellent special teams play. It will live on fighting bees and imitating Eli Manning.

Below are links to the posts and videos that Colt and Yodes were a part of, I hope the best for both of them...thanks for the memories.

Todd Yoder

Colt Brennan

Yodes and CC fight the bees



Romo/Witten Fantasy Files



Colt's Eli Manning Imitation



The Pus Video



Chainsaw Massacre